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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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