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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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