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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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