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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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