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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Roxy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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