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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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