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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Piper eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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