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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Izzy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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