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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Izzy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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