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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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