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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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