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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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