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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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