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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sparky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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