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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dexter eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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