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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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