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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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