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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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