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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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