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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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