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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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