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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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