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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gizmo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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