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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Buddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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