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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Teddy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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