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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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