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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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