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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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