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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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