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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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