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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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