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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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