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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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