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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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