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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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