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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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