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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rufus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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