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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Snort eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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