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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maggie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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