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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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