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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luna eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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