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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Lola eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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