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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Charlie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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