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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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