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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Voldemort eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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