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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮
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