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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏
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