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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖
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