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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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