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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Stella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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