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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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