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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Sparky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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