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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Loki eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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